Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Chillie baby

Jos is a man with lot of problems. He is a good cook. He has nothing, not much education, and no relatives except two friends. They are totally numbskulls. Asokan knows only to fry chicken, provided masala is put by Jos. Suraj is an expert in cooking biriyani rice and he knows only that. (Provided Jos give measurements) Faithfulness is his biggest enemy. Jos has only two cents of land in the junction where he runs a hotel. He is loved by the local people as he gives them good food. Mathaayi muthalaali is a miser and blade from the locality. Is funny that he is the ward member. Still he comes to have good food from Jos. He is asking for porotta and curry only. But Jos gives him some small pieces too. Mathayi muthalaali has a daughter who has an eye on Jos. He doesn’t care her even though he has some feelings toward her. Asokan gives her chicken fry secretly telling that it is send by Jos. Jos has good business even though his items are costlier than others. As the road widening going on, he loses his one and only asset his two cents and his hotel. He is not interested to work in any other hotels. He has to clear the previous debts too. So he and friends work for grameena thozhil daana padhathy. There they were running a moving canteen as they had lot of time to spare in parallel. But he loses that too because his friends who try to make union there to avoid the corruption of ward member Matthayi Muthalaali. He tries to collect pagidi from the workers. Jos loses his love from Muthalali’s daughter. Mathhayi muthalaali forces Jos to enter into catering business. He tells this only because he can have food on no expense. When Jos gets the amount from government, Mathayi Muthalali gets him an order for a rich marriage. Mathayi muthalali cleverly avoids the money deal as he is aware of the financial position of Jos, even though he has faith on him. When he collects the money from the bank, ill luck comes in the form of a pick pocket in bus. He is coming back with 20000 rupees collected from the treasury. He wakes up as an old Muslim loses 20000 in bus. He cries out as the money he lost was for his daughter’s nikah. Then the bus is taken to a police station. Policemen examine everyone and take out 20000 from him. Policemen and the mob cruelly dehumanize him. When the inspector hands off that 20000 rupees of 1000 rs notes, the old Muslim Man rejects the money. He says that that money doesn’t belong to him. His money was of 500 rupee notes. Dileep gives that 20000 to him because he saved his prestige even though he is completely aware that his life is gone. He needs money very badly now as he had got a contract for catering for a posh marriage through Mathaayi muthalali. The guy who gives the order to him is very rich. But he doesn’t believe Jos completely, even though he is aware of his cooking skills. If Jos tells out that he has no money, his life will be in dare straights. He approaches several banks as he needs money to conduct the catering. Mathai muthalali may give the money, but he is reluctant to approach him. But all deserts him as he has nothing to give as a guarantee.

He tries to contact several banks employees for some money, until he meets Meera, who is working in a new generation bank. Meera is a rude woman who is 8.5 months pregnant. She has no connection with her family as she had eloped with a guy named Johny, a Christian, a software engineer. Johny vanishes when she is three months pregnant. She is rejected after his sexual joys and he flies off to US as a permanent resident. She had no legal marriage with him as they were living together. Her mother is planning to come down to Kochi thinking that Johny is with her, when the birth of her grand child nears. Meera is a victim of co-habitation. Jos needs a loan and Meera needs a man to act like Johny in front of her mother. They make an agreement and he gets his money. So Meera shifts her apartment and Jos starts living with her. She doesn’t believe men now and she tries to harass him every chance she gets. Jos cares her well as she is on leave suffering from gestational diabetes. In that flat there is another pregnant woman named Shalini, whos husband is an NRI. She got pregnant after a lot of treatment. Jos befrends her and he takes care of her matters too as a brother. Meera is bit envy. She doesn’t allow his friends to come nearby. But he is missing them very badly. He gives her insulin injections painlessly. He washes her clothes. He even cleans her vomiting. Then she remembers one scene when she was two months pregnant. She vomited in the wash basin and it was full. Water doesn’t flow down. She tries to open the passage with a sharp knife. But Johny grabs it and throws away telling that it is German Knife. He knits small clothes for the child. He says the child will be a baby girl. This makes her crazy as she doesn’t want the same to her daughter.. He makes her happy every moment. He sings a song for the child when it is kicking Meera from inside. He even chants mantras to protect the child. The child keeps quite when he is singing. During this time, they understand well. He takes her to hospital, where the doctor fires him left and right for not accompanying her in the previous sittings. She advises him to be with her from now on always. His loan is passed as she is the guarantee. In the mean time Shalini delivers a boy and that boy got kiled when his slipped down from the hands of the nurse. Shalini is in despair. But jos manages her from not coming back to the flat before Meera delivers. Her delivery date is approaching and his day for catering also approaching. So the day for proving his expertise in cooking comes. He arranges all cooking materials in the middle even though his mind doesn’t allow leaving her. She is feeble now and he goes away in the afternoon and then the baby starts kicking her from inside. He keeps her mobile completely charged beside her. In the kitchen his team is there. Jos is a different man in kitchen. He marinates masala for the cut chicken pieces. Asokan and Suraj are busy with him cutting vegetables. Marriage reception will start at 6PM. They are busy working. Mathaayi Muthalaali is there being all in all. Pickles sides dishes are ready now. Asokan starts his duty of frying chicken. Suraj, though poor in mathematics, is ready to cook rice. 25 kg rice is to be cooked. It is washed and kept in a chemb. Now water has to be added and kept. Suddenly Jos gets a call in feeble voice from Meera. Then she loses her consciousness. Jos tries to call her back. But no response. He gives orders to Asokan and Suraj and tries to sneak away from there without the notice of Mathaayi muthalaali. While he is escaping from there, Suraj calls him from back and asks him how many kilograms of rice is kept, Jos tells thirty. Suraj adds water and keeps the fire. When Jos reaches home, Meera is unconscious and the child is kicking her like anything from inside. Jos admits her at the hospital where she is doing her weekly check ups. Doctor scolds him outright for delay. Back in the wedding house, Suraj shows the complete chicken fry, pickles, salads, hot water, and papads to Mathai muthalaali. He tastes the chicken and is happy. When he opens the biriyani chemp, he goes mad. Biriyani rice became biriyani kanji. Asokan and Suraj run away from there. Jos is standing out the labor room with the new born. It is a baby girl. She smiles after listening to his voice. Then the mother of Meera arrives at the scene. She is happy seeing Jos. He acts as Johny in front of her. Then he gets a call from Mathai muthalaali telling that he will not get even a single paisa from him. Jos is completely lost, but he is happy as the child gives him innocent smiles. Next day, Meera is brought to the room. Her mother is taking care of the child. Nurse asks the Mother to bathe her. She goes out with the child telling Jos to bathe her. He is in trouble. Asokan and Suraj tries to contact him. When the call comes, Meera picks up the phone as Jos is standing outside with the child. Suraj and Asokan ask for forgiveness. Meera’s mother is about to leave. She tells Jos that she has no hard feelings towards them. She invites them to Bangalore as her husband is alone there, who is not well now. Now Meera is brought back to the flat. Jos helps her to settle down. The child sleeps all the day and wake all nights. Jos is having a tough time. He only bathes the child, cleans her nappies. When Meera suffers from a fever, her milk supply nearly ends. Now it is very difficult to manage the child. There in Shalini’s house, she is suffering from the excess milk production. So Jos brings her bach to the flat. Now, he is tensed much now how to find a job for a living and pay back. He is holding the child now. He tells Meera that he has to go to the bank and pay the first installment from the profit he got from the catering. She says profit is there is in Mathayi muthalali’s pocket as he made alternate arrangement for biriyani rice. Rest everything was made by Jos. She tells him that she will repay his debts herself. Jos cannot accept that. But she persuades him and wins at last. He is about to leave now. Now the child is sleeping in his hands. He keeps her in the bed and gives a kiss on her forehead. He blesses her. When he is about to leave the child grabs his finger. They both look at each other. He goes away without any idea of future. He is walking down the steps. Then Shalini calls him from back. She hands over an application for birth certificate for signing at the place of father. He puts his signature there. She tells him that he is a fool who cannot understand a woman’s heart. She tells him that now Meera understood that education without love is meaningless. So he is there to stay. The child smiles………..

Dr.Preetha









Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tens-4…. tame the twister


Rules and Regulations

In a single innings, each of the bowlers can bowl a maximum of only one-fifth of the total overs i.e. 2 overs in a total of 10 overs.
Only one new ball is allowed for a team.
For wide balls, 1 run and 1 ball is awarded to batting team.
Strict control over allowing wide balls (At least three bails distance from leg stump)
If a bowler ever delivers a no-ball, the batting team gets one run for that ball and one extra ball.
In a normal tens-4 match, the innings interval lasts for 9 minutes (first session of two innings and the last session of two innings) .But the main interval, between first and second session, will be 15 minutes.
If and only if, each of the two teams have completed one innings, will be a match deemed to have played where result can be obtained.
There is no follow on in tens-4. But innings victory is there.
In each over, one bouncer ball is allowed.
The first pitching distance of the ball should be 12 yards and above from the bowling end. If a ball hits the pitch less than this distance, it will be considered as a no ball.
FormatThe format of a tens-4 match consists of four ten-ten innings. The game is played between two teams, each of them having two innings of 10 overs. The team, who wins the toss, can either elect to bat or field the first innings. Now their first innings score is defined. Immediately after the completion of first innings, there will be a break of 9 minutes. The first fielding team will bat now their first innings. So after the completion of these two innings, the first session of tens-4 is over. The lead will be the difference between scores of the two teams. Then there will be a break of 15 minutes. The next two innings will also be played similarly as in the first session.
Field Restrictions
If the fielding team delays of bowling its innings within the prescribed time allotted for an innings, a penalty of reducing their overs for their batting innings will be done. This is based on the extra time they take to complete their bowling of 10 overs.
The fielding restrictions will be as that of One-day matches.
The power-play will be restricted to 3 overs / innings.
The ground size will be a compromise between T20 and One day matches

Decisions

If the match could not complete a minimum of two innings, result will not be obtained. In such a condition, 1 point will be awarded to each team.
If the match is delayed to start, the second session innings can be shortened to innings of minimum five overs. If the delay is more, only the first session of two innings will be played and result obtained.
If the match is interrupted after the first session and some time is lost due to rain, the umpire can reset the innings duration based on the available time within the time schedule of the match. But in such a condition, each team should get a minimum of at least five overs for their respective innings.
If the first innings of the second session is batted and before the completion of 5th overs of the second innings, play is completely interrupted, then the winner is the first session top scoring team.
In a match, if the second session is abandoned, the winner is the top scoring team of the first session.
If there is a tie in the above situation, the team with fewer wickets lost is the winner. (Tie means equal runs for both the teams in the first session innings)
If there is a tie in the case of wickets also, then the team who had given the least no of extras will be the winner.
If there is a tie in the extras, then the team with maximum number of sixes will be the winner.
If there is a tie in the number of sixes, then the team with maximum no of fours will be the winner.
If there is a tie in the case of fours also, then 1 point will be awarded to each team.
If the match is interrupted after the completion of 35th over, the team having the highest run-rate will be the winner. Here we will consider the run rate of only the corresponding overs of the second batting team. (Ie, if the second batting team bats for 16 overs, the run-rate is calculated and compared with the run-rate for the first 16 overs for first batting team. Whoever has the highest run-rate, will be the winner.
If there is a tie for run-rates, then the team who lost lesser wickets will be the winner.
If there is tie in wickets also, the team with fewer extras will be winner…
If there is tie in extras, the team with maximum sixes will be the winner.
If there is tie in sixes also, the team with maximum fours will be the winner.
If there is tie in fours also, then 1 point will be awarded to each team. This method will be adopted up to 39.5 over.
If there is a tie at the end of 40 overs, each of the two teams nominates three batsmen and one bowler, to play a one-over per side. If a team loses two wickets before the over is complete, it loses the game. If this does not happen, the team with the higher score from its over wins it. In case there is a tie after this super over as well, then the game will go for do or die.

Jai Hind

Premji

Saturday, August 8, 2009

‘Of course T20 is dead’

The game T20 explored almost all the possibilities of contemporary cricket and that’s why this capsule cricket is the most popular now among cricket fans. It lifts the spectators to a new world of uncertainties. These games are examples of pomposity and great playing skills. But, is the halo of T20 is also fading?

If you have a glance at the Indian Premier League matches, one thing is evident that the commercial break after 10 overs, kills the joy of the game. This break affects the performance of batsmen as they lose their concentration and balance of batting when the game is restarted. So shall we think of another format for a twenty over match? Shall we transform the commercial break into another enthusiastic period of time?

Today IPL T20 matches are played in four cessions of 10 overs. (Two continuous cessions of 10 overs for each team) let’s convert these for cessions into four independent innings. Now the 20 over match is transformed into a limited over test match, with innings of 10 overs.

Now each match between teams will be the fireworks of four ten-ten innings. The target will be defined only after the third innings. Imagine the tension build up at the fourth innings. The spectators will be in delirium!

Here every bowler will be allowed only two overs / innings. Each team has to use only one cricket ball for the entire game. The boundaries are set larger than the conventional T20 matches. There is no follow on in this game format. This pattern throws open a lot of possibilities to the players. If anyone fails in the first innings, he can come back through the other innings. Income of the players and BCCI will be sky-rocketing. Now the game is more tight, dynamic and unpredictable. The thrill multiplies in tones. The slogan of this cricket format, which I like to call ‘10s Four, is ‘Beyond Tactics’.

If at least one game in played in this format, even you will also say: ‘Of course T20 is dead!’

premji....

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

IS KALAM A ‘HITLERIAN’?

A writer from Tamil, named Charunivedita, defines the dream of Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam as 'Hitlerian'! Even I am so proud of being called Hitlerian or fascist for my love and commitment to my nation! We are now in a situation that listening to national anthem is also sin according to these Niveditas! What a pity!

Dr. Kalam was the most popular president of India and even now also. More than seventy percent of the people of Bharat really had an open wish in their mind for him being the president again. Writers like Charunivedita are not interested to see that. This modern Messiah, with French liberal background thinks and writes with some pre-conceived notions. Who is this man and what is his contribution to national integration, except those “ikkili” (tickling) novels and stories?

A developed India by 2020 is his dream. Dear Nivedita, don’t we have the rights to live in a developed nation? Don’t we have the rights to dream also for a bright future? Dr. Kalam has a dream: i.e., by 2020 India will become an economic super power and that is his aim. His idea of super power is not like that of America, piling up thousands of nuclear bombs, a real threat to the world and of course to America also! Charunivedita deliberately likes to forget this fact! That itself proves that the vision of Kalam is not Hitlerian.

The mindset of defeat, in the minds of young generation, is the real problem that our nation faces every-moment. That only makes them get indulged into terrorism and other inhuman activities. It is the duty of our cultural leaders to prevent that by whatever means they have. Our country had been under the rule of invaders for centuries. So the mental slavery, that we Indians possess, is something like a dead snake around our necks! Our cultural leaders and socio-political workers lift that snake through their speeches; writings etc. and unfortunately they leave that snake there only! Still around our necks, it is a double-deal. They are doing this from the very day of independence. Mere survival instinct! Charunivedita, pretends to be a progressive thinker, is also not free from that! In this context, think of Kalam: on every-step and every-moment, he makes us remember to come out of the mindset of defeat. Now whom should I respect, Kalam or Charunivedita?

He openly admits that ‘Thirukkural’ influenced him the most. Is there anything wrong in that? Is Thirukkural a bad book? Does Charunivedita have guts to say that being a Tamilian?

If Vajpayee decided to bring Bharatratna Dr. Kalam to presidency, what is wrong in that? The commitment of Charunivedita to the nation may be doubted, but not even a single child in India does that to Kalam, except those politicians with narrow-minded nationalism and pseudo-secularism.

Kalam is a brahmachari and likes to eat fruits. If he planted some medicinal plants in the gardens of Rashtrapatibhavan, why should it bother Nivedita? It is mere hypocrisy. Kalam knows the values of medicinal and the biodiversity of India, which can be converted in terms of money and Charunivedita knows how convert his prattle in terms of money through the pages of Kalakoumudi. No prophets are respected in their own land and that’s why Charunivedita likes to uplift the Malayalees by his imported writings, lousy levy letters!

Kalam is not afraid of criticism. He writes whatever he likes straight from the heart, for the nation. His poems in English and Tamil are very simple which straight pierce our hearts. If Charunivedita, a specialist in ‘butter technique’ is jealous, God only can save him. He openly pours it out by telling that Kalam is contesting with Vivek, noted comedian in Tamil movies. This is pure heresy. How much money does Charunivedita spend for the lower casts from his income?
Should Kalam write only scholastic books only? Anyway Kalam is fortunate that he is not contesting with Charunivedita! From where does this funny name come? ‘Charu’ is from Charu Majumdar, Naxal Guru. ‘Nivedita’, is it a symbol of pseudo-spirituality? Tamilians are lucky that he didn’t change it to ‘Charu Neruda!’ He considers Maniratnam as a poor filmmaker. May be, but the visual impact Maniratnam could create in a national level is of no credit to Nivedita. To achieve that, what will Charunivedita do except his prattle!

Kalam ignites the minds and the breed of ‘Charuniveditas’ put water on them! He is happy to say that Kalam is not a scientist, and limits to a mere technocrat! Kalam is a media-blown balloon! What a great invention. Jealousy should also have a limit; otherwise it will end up in madness.

Kalam loves plants, flowers and above all the children and youth of India. We feel that emptiness now and the so called Medias are not following him. He still utilizes his energy to interact with us everyday. He cautions the parents not to pollute their children by pumping their own ideas into the children. Dear Charunivedita, what right you have to criticize Kalam, being a big zero as a husband and a father? (His wife doesn’t allow him to meet his daughter! Progressive relations!). Kalam is an emotion, not a sensation. Don’t try to inject poison into that because you don’t have the right.

Kalam knows the problems of the poor people of Bharat. He is the most worried in that. Just go through VISION 2020 to find out the depth of that. He may not be able to rectify that. But it is not impossible, if the ‘will power of the nation’ backs him.

If two richest people of India, Mr.Mukesh Ambani and Mr.Anil Ambani, back him for five years, I am sure that 30% of India’s poverty can be eradicated. Reliance retail will have more than one million retail outlets (franchisees) and reliance communications will have 6,00,000 villages with internet connectivity. Government can collect taxes even from the grass route level, farmers and consumers will be protected, which will ultimately result in lower rates of inflation. Utilize the potential of our own multinationals for national integration. Just to do that, it is high time to come out of dogmas.
Indepence is good, interdependence is also good, but both with love is a fantastic combination. And that is what the nation expect from the Ambanies.

Just remember Kalam's motto: Every victory is yours and the responsibilities of all failures are mine.

Dear Charunivedita, the freedom that you enjoy in India is a “Picha” (alms) of HITLER. If he didn’t destruct the military power of Great Britain, you would have been a mere slave even now! So, you are Nazi byproduct, always keep that in mind. Now tell me who is Hitlerian, you or Kalam?


JAI HIND

Love Premji
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

SAVE KSRTC


I would like to present some suggestions to save KSRTC before the Honourable Minister of Transport, Kerala, on the basis of Zero-base management,

1. The very first thing is the understanding of difference between asset and liability. Stop making new liabilities like purchase of 1000 new vehicles. Instead we can retain the chassis of old buses as it is, and change the power-plant and worn out transmission line only, then we can make all buses resting in “Kattappuram” in good running condition. Then easily we can make two thousand buses in proper running condition without going for new, with minimum cost.

2. Ensure Professional total management with a team capable of decision making at crucial times.

3. Blend of art, technology and modern economics should be adopted

4. Divide KSRTC into strategic business units (Profit making and expense saving)

5. Opportunities for Automobile engineers and diploma holders should be provided.

6. Train drivers to get fuel efficiency since most of the drivers have a habit of ‘clutch riding’

7. Train conductors for maximum collection.

8. Increase collection Bata.

8. Design the body of vehicles suitable for carrying goods also.

9. Invade the private sector led inter-state bus routs by using Ashok Leyland buses built with company body.

10. Train the driver and conductor to change tyres etc at the time of failure.

11. In every bus-stand, one Supermarket is constructed to increase revenue from taxes and common distribution of products with the help Supplyco, Horticorp and Kudumbasree units.

12. Strict inventory control and computerization and networking of stores should be done immediately.

13. Strict control over employees.

14. Reduction of fuel expense and pollution by a small engine modification called hot air induction system designed by Premji.

15. Within months KSRTC will have to make custom designed buses with minimal cost for their use, for this KSRTC can keep Dilip Chabria as a consultant.

17. Reduce accidents by testing of drivers with poor night vision.

18. Good roads by Public Public sector.

19. Proper planning, routing and scheduling of buses should be done.

20. Market study should be done to find out the depth of threat form parallel services.

21. Cultivation of bio-diesel in Barren lands of Attappady

22. Pension should be given by government.

23. Compensation for student concessions should be given by Govt.

24. Double the payment of M- panel people.

25. Buy only best parts because reliability will be almost double.

26. Embrace modern technology

27. Transfer tickets should be introduced

28. Reduce minimum charge.

29. Strict control over traffic modifications.

30. Capital punishment for violation of traffic.

31. The Managing Director should be aware of technical problems also. It is a very crucial factor as technologies in Automobile Engineering field is changing at a faster pace.

33. More good quality ticketing machines.

34. Simple and elegant body design that more people can stand by Dileep Chabria, the foremost automobile designer of India, particularly for city buses.

35. Periodic training and motivation sessions for employees for more productivity and better relationship with the public.

36. Give opportunities to companies like T.V. Sundram Iyengar & Sons Ltd, Tata, who have enormous service outlets, dealerships, bodybuilding units etc, to operate their buses with their own driver and cleaner between destinations in rent / kilometer basis. But the conductor should be from KSRTC. One condition must be kept that is after the depreciation period over; the bus should belong to the fleet of KSRTC. This one suggestion is more than enough to save KSRTC.

37. Give opportunities for private companies to build roads in BOT concept, preferably those who operate their buses as suggested above.

38. Interconnect all depots through computer networks so that it will be very easy to find out the parts, tyres, amount of fuel left in the storage, income, expense, vehicle utilization, presence of staff etc

Being an Automobile engineer, I can give the above suggestions and I know KSRTC can be brought into profit if it is handed over to professional management with very good cooperation from the employees, public and the Minister with VISION and enthusiasm…


JAI HIND
LOVE PREMJI




Sunday, November 11, 2007

A PLEA TO THE CULTURAL MINISTER OF KERALA

Dear Sir,

If you ask a simple question to any child or youth of Bharat, who is the most loved and respected elder of our nation, the answer will be unanimous: Bharatratna Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam. He is a ray of hope for everyone in this nation except politicians, because he travels at least twenty years ahead of them!

Keralites are very lucky that he had spent nearly one third of his life in Thiruvananthapuram. Nearly twenty one years, he stayed a lodge, near Gandhari Amman Coil in Trivandrum. The owner of Guruvayoorappan Hotel told me that during those twenty-one years which he spend in Trivandrum, not even a single day Dr.Kalam had sit and eat in the dining hall. He used to go to the kitchen and eat whatever is available, strictly vegetarian, by standing there. He didn’t have even a single minute to waste for food!

I have a request to the honourable minister for education and culture, Mr.MA Baby, to convert that lodge into a museum for children and others. His room should be preserved as it is. A good library, seminar hall and mini theatre should be set up where students can listen to the words of Dr. Kalam. If this dream is realized, children from all over the nation can come and feel the breath of Dr. Kalam, which will ignite their souls, and that will become capital assets for national integration.

The place where the lodge is situated is easily accessible and children will have a chance to share the experiences of the soul mate of Kalam, the owner of Guruvayoorappan Hotel. But one thing is important that the current asset value of lodge should be given to its owner, otherwise Dr. Kalam will not accept this proposal.

It will become a place where one can learn what the difference between constructive destruction and destructive construction and why he liked to promote two party systems, the key stone of success of all developed nations.

I hope Sri MA Baby will take initiative in this matter for the children and youth of nation. He can very easily convert it into a centre for interaction for Dr. Kalam and children as he visits Trivandrum frequently.

It is the dream of every parent of Keralam including me. If this dream is realized, then it will be a golden feather on the minister's cap.

Jai Hind.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Sri Sri Paramahansa Yogananda v/s Sri Sri Ravi Shankar



Dear Sri Sri,

Haven’t you read ‘The Autobiography of a Yogi’ in your younger days? But, I am sure that you read it. ‘Art of living’ is a prominent lecture given by Paramahansa Yogananda and that is the name of your organization, how did that happen, dear SriSri?

It is a phrase used by Luther Burbank the famous American botanist and Eric frame. Now it is very clear to me: the fountainhead of your ‘ART OF LIVING’!

‘Sri Sri’ is now a very popular brand name, bigger than Corporates, how did it happen? Paramahansa Yogananda is generally addressed as Sri Sri Paramahansa Yogananda. His is Guru is Sri Ukteswar Giri Maharaj. I doubt that this brand name is openly stolen purposely, am I correct?

‘Kriyayoga’ is a yogic technique spread by Guru Yogananda, mainly through his disciples, across the world. Haven’t you utilized its scientific methods for designing “Sudarshan Kriya?”

The coalition and integration of all religions, is the main view of Self realization fellowship, and yours also the same: why?

Maximum Oxygenization of the cells is done through Kriyayoga and your Sudarshan kriya also aims the same, how and why?

You say: Sleep, meditation and love: all synonymous to death, is sleep death? When one sleeps, the flow of energy to the five senses stops. Then the body is in an unconscious state. When one can cut the flow of energy to the senses during the conscious state itself, he can achieve different states of consciousness like super consciousness and cosmic consciousness etc. Now tell me, Sri sri, how sleep and death are intertwined?

Sometimes you speak like a spiritual manager and of course you are one of the corporate Gods that made you to make the mantra “Jai Gurudev!” (Is it inspired by Tagore?) a poor imitation of “Jai Guru” by Yogananda.

During each one of your speeches, you make us remember, live in the present moment and which is already spread by Osho! How many of your disciples know the meaning of ‘Soham’, the word that you repeat continuously, during Sudarshan Kriya?

Dear Srisri, what is your asset and how much do they value? So much you are indebted to Yogananda and how are you going to pay it back? Art of living, is it a spiritual counterfeiting movement? Is it a Spiritual treason?